About21. Nashville. English major. I'm kind of a joke.
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all the other people in the class are like:
and meanwhile i’m just sitting there like:
Yayyy I was published!! But actually, I am drinking so much wine that it doesn’t really have an effect on me.
Like…What if I made my FB status
"I want a baby daddy"
I feel like most of my red-neck country facebook friends have already made fools of themselves. So what if I fake dementia for a little bit and post that status. God, they would never see the error of their ways. IF ONLY I could like every single status that despairs about a high blood sugar or jobs lost because of this ~terrible economy~ (aka her husband being fired because he is a low life creep)…Sigh…
Well, what do you expect me to do when the given paper topic is interpreting my dream according to Freud’s dream analysis? Freud was a perv. And APPARENTLY so am I.
I just decided to take a picture of myself studying in the office at 3 a.m., then promptly yelped when I saw my face in the camera.
I be lookin’ rough.