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21. Nashville. English major. I'm kind of a joke.

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At my Best: Under the Influence
12 May 12
Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned
— Sheldon Cooper (via thoughtsofsunshine)

Reblogged: thoughtsofsunshine

27 April 12

when my professor wants to have a class discussion about the readings he assigned

mylifeasakitten:

all the other people in the class are like:

and meanwhile i’m just sitting there like:

Reblogged: mylifeasakitten

20 April 12

Scientists walking by my office...

  • Scientist 1: Do you like strawberries?
  • Scientist 2: I like all fruit.
  • Scientist 1: So you would eat kumquat cupcakes? Disgusting.
Posted: 10:31 AM

Reblogged: mylifeasakitten

18 April 12

Reblogged: mylifeasakitten

16 April 12

Reblogged: vandalize-laverdad

14 April 12
So, I know that I haven’t posted anything lately, but I’ve decided that MAYBE I will start writing again if only to satisfy my urge to text people my happenings constantly. I will try not to backtrack because I have had A LOT of weird encounters to write about. Instead, I will be semi-normal and talk about my night. X-Tina came over and was talking about her impending marriage (GAG, I still do not have a significant other, even though extensive effort has been put into this) and the conversation turned to heath problems of a potential child. It was quite depressing. Therefore, when she left I proceeded to watch the newest episode of Glee, then youtube videos of Celine Dion and Bonnie Tyler. The only eventful part of my day has been going through CraigsList e-mails to try to find the best home for my pet hamster. I am conflicted because I want her to go to the loving home of two young boys who know how to care for their pet hamster, but BJ responded first. Should I go with quality or quickness?! Anyways, gotta get to bed because my day tomorrow is full of shopping and potentially confronting my old boss about why I did not show up for my last day of work. Oh joy!
xoxo. Gossip Girl.

So, I know that I haven’t posted anything lately, but I’ve decided that MAYBE I will start writing again if only to satisfy my urge to text people my happenings constantly. I will try not to backtrack because I have had A LOT of weird encounters to write about. Instead, I will be semi-normal and talk about my night. X-Tina came over and was talking about her impending marriage (GAG, I still do not have a significant other, even though extensive effort has been put into this) and the conversation turned to heath problems of a potential child. It was quite depressing. Therefore, when she left I proceeded to watch the newest episode of Glee, then youtube videos of Celine Dion and Bonnie Tyler. The only eventful part of my day has been going through CraigsList e-mails to try to find the best home for my pet hamster. I am conflicted because I want her to go to the loving home of two young boys who know how to care for their pet hamster, but BJ responded first. Should I go with quality or quickness?! Anyways, gotta get to bed because my day tomorrow is full of shopping and potentially confronting my old boss about why I did not show up for my last day of work. Oh joy!

xoxo. Gossip Girl.

17 September 11
I am back! In my new apartment and on my new leather couch I purchased for $100! (ok, previously owned couch, whatevs)
But the point is, I’m baaacckk!

I am back! In my new apartment and on my new leather couch I purchased for $100! (ok, previously owned couch, whatevs)

But the point is, I’m baaacckk!

Tags: me
18 August 11

Yayyy I was published!! But actually, I am drinking so much wine that it doesn’t really have an effect on me.

Posted: 12:02 AM

Sometimes I wonder what would happen if I were crazy…

Like…What if I made my FB status

"I want a baby daddy"

I feel like most of my red-neck country facebook friends have already made fools of themselves. So what if I fake dementia for a little bit and post that status. God, they would never see the error of their ways. IF ONLY I could like every single status that despairs about a high blood sugar or jobs lost because of this ~terrible economy~ (aka her husband being fired because he is a low life creep)…Sigh…
 

17 August 11
29 July 11
It’s Britney bitch! 
~one of my greatest elementary fantasies fulfilled by seeing Britney in concert~
*2nd only to that one fantasy I had involving Nick Carter and a jacuzzi. I was very advanced for a 4th grader.

It’s Britney bitch!
~one of my greatest elementary fantasies fulfilled by seeing Britney in concert~

*2nd only to that one fantasy I had involving Nick Carter and a jacuzzi. I was very advanced for a 4th grader.

Posted: 2:36 AM
Mom

 
Lori

Mom


Lori

27 July 11

If it’s inappropriate to talk about sex in a paper, then I am inappropriate right now

Well, what do you expect me to do when the given paper topic is interpreting my dream according to Freud’s dream analysis? Freud was a perv. And APPARENTLY so am I. 

Posted: 2:42 AM

I just decided to take a picture of myself studying in the office at 3 a.m., then promptly yelped when I saw my face in the camera. 

Yelped.

I be lookin’ rough. 

Tags: me studying ahh
Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh